"Beat a dead horse and there will just be more internal bleeding.

Make a dead joke horse the butt of all your jokes. And it will just posthumously have a sexier butt than you and steal your woman"

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If you keep taking things in stride, your stride will slow down. Or you'll reach a point where you can't stride anymore.

Or: you'll be lost.

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People treat acting as a time game. That if they see someone in action long enough, they'll eventually "slip up." They think that if they know someone for long enough that they'll get to really know that person.

Acting isn't a time game. [ i n e v e r s l i p u p ]

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The border is never moving. The finish line is sitting still. But you fail to distinguish it from the next one. Or... is this just the same line that you look at from the opposite side? Are you moving forward? Are you moving? Move. 

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Global Warming is a lie intended to make you buy gloves when the Earth inevitably cools. It's the glove industry.
"Make Glove, not Gore."
Al Gore.

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When the Panama Canal was dug and connected Atlantic Ocean, the water levels of the Pacific rose by a few feet. I mean, they were connected before above and below the Americas, but it just took too long for the water to go around, so the sea levels never evened out until the Canal.

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